SNL will have a skit about miss usa in group therapy rehab....wearing her crown. others in the group therapy will be pissed that she got to keep her crown. a brawl will ensue over the crown, it may end with girls kissing. i don't know.
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Don't we want our beauty queens to snort coke, kiss other women and have fake boobs? Right ....?
~Jef
oh, jef, when you put it that way it sounds like something out of forum magazine. yeah, that's the role model i want for all the young girls of america.
"yes, virginia, you can be a coke snorting, underage booze swilling ho AND miss usa. all you have to do is cry on national news coverage and be a part of the donald's media gimmick."
this gives a whole new meaning to 'having it all'. we just may have to change the lyrics to that "i can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan" women's lib jingle.
This girl makes me want to vomit. I didn't bother blogging about it, but for once I'm in agreement with Rosie O'Donnell!
McKay,
The Caiman has forgiven Miss USA. We all make mistakes, but we all aren't extremely hot.
She has very nice skin and such pretty eyes.
I hear she's coming out with her own line of wallpaper
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