Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Jennifer Aniston called up People today to get it into their thick heads (my words, not her’s) that she's not engaged to Vince Vaughn. She says in an angry interview:

"I'm not engaged and I don't have a ring and I haven't been proposed to. Normally we don't even acknowledge these things because they're endless, at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they're getting angry. My dad calls and he says, 'Honey, it's on the CNN crawl,' and I'm going, 'Wait a second!' When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, 'This is insane. People are getting fed a lot of bull. I don't feed into that. We (her friends) don't talk about it. We don't hash it out because it's not true. The only reason I'm saying something is because if we're listening to the news, we're supposed to be believing in the news. Tabloids are going to lie all the time. You’re prepared for that. But it's the news. And you think, 'Well, we need to trust what our newscasters are saying when we have this horrific situation that's actually taking place in the world, I mean, we are getting reported the truth, right? The American people need to believe (the news). Please. Get it together. So that's all.”

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mckay says:

Bravo. Well said. now i must continue to watch Breakfast at Tiffany’s, darlings, to escape from the humdrum madness that is my life.

p.s. dang, i just copy/pasted that blurb from some gossip blog. i sure hope it’s true.

p.s. again. my sister and her hubby just got back from puerto villarta last week and they confirmed that they did not see jennifer and vince at all.

p.s. again, again. this is why i am so glad i’m not famous. all this talent left undiscovered is oh, so worth it.

7 comments:

theresa said...

"all this talent left undiscovered is oh, so worth it." Too funny. And so true...you are a very talented writer.

Egan said...

I like Jennifer. I believe her to be the most talented of the Friends crew. It's great to see her stand up to People. I'm so happy I'm not a celebrity.

Violet said...

good for her. but, like you said... even the dispelling of rumors could be rumors in today's media.

Mr. Althouse said...

It's so much better to be a political reporter than an entertainment reporter. With the politicos - when there's smoke, the fire is not far behind!

~Mike

PS. Read my post today. It's from my column in the paper - it's sure to piss someone off!

PPS. Word verification: ufangs LOL

Jamie Dawn said...

Breakfast at Tiffany's is a good movie. There just aren't any more Audrey Hepburns in Hollywood. She is in a class all her own.

Jen seems to have gotten majorly screwed by Brad and not in a good way. He really handled their breakup in a wrong way. I don't blame her for NOT jumping right into another marriage. I hope she stays single and makes sure her next prince is a keeper.

Senor Caiman said...

Coach,

I just don't see Jennifer being wild in bed. Maybe she has some other good qualities but I think she's giving off cold vibes.

Gary said...

You are only undiscovered....
yet. Your time may come. :)