Friday, March 03, 2006

side effects

(disclaimer: someone sent this to me in an email. it's a hoot)


"Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister."

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I’ve tried this Tequila®. I can testify that some of the side effects are accurate. Some I have not experienced and I think that’s a good thing.

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15 comments:

Jamie Dawn said...

This post is so funny!!
Brilliant.
I will have to link to this post from my blog.
This is a must read post!!!
Pass the Tequila!

I hope you are doing well.

Jamie Dawn said...

I'm linking to this post from my blog on Wednesday.
I want people to have a good laugh like I did.

SquareGirl said...

This is a hysterical post! So funny and thanks Jamie Dawn for leading me here!

okay, so i have had absolutely no tequila tonite but I cannot read that crazy verifier word...let's see if this actually posts!

Ivy the Goober said...

Came her from Jamie Dawn's. Good one!

jules said...

And my son just brought me a huge bottle of Tequila....does that make him my supplier? Love the post!

Badoozie said...

this is very funny, i'm so glad jamie dawn sent me over here, i have to read more!!

Cliff Morrow said...

You, are really good. JD said to be here or be square.
I have read on. I agree with your love of Steve Martin. You forgot my favorite talent of his, 5 string banjo.
I shall return.

cube said...

Funny post! I came here via J.D.'s blog. So pass the tequila & we'll get along just fine.

Paul said...

Hi. Came from Jamie Dawn's. Great post. I'm going to traipse around your blog and read some more.

Alison said...

Here via Jamie Dawn's. Fabulous!!!!

kenju said...

Jamie sent me too, and this is really funny!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

And Jamie sent me, too! Oh that Jamie, she's a caution, and so are you..VERY VERY Funny Post! Pass the Tequila, please!

Peter said...

Just to be different I'm here via Jules, great post!!

Sudiegirl said...

Oh baby!

This is good, but I have to tell ya I can't drink that crap straight. It tastes like a liquified ashtray.

Oh well, I'm with ya.

Just don't eat the worm.

And come visit me!

Sudiegirl
http://musingsofachick.blogspot.com

PS: Jules sent me...I hope she doesn't throw her back out over spring break.

Miss Cellania said...

Oh, this is great. And I LOVE the posters!