your stretch jeans won't stretch any further
you jiggle when you walk - in all the wrong places.
men don't do the slow head turn anymore and you feel invisible
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1 comment:
OR, you get the slow head turn by only very undesirable men.
When my daughter was two, she once asked me,
"Mommy, why do you have a water bottom?"
I guess I was jiggling in the wrong place for sure!!
I still am.
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